Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Allah Mode Jokes More Allah Mode Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.

Pokemongo Jokes More Pokemongo Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine "

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.