How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.