Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
They are always asking for change.
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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
They'll tell you.
You don't, they will tell you.
Get off your high horse.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
