Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
To get to the other side
Not all of them.
Wanna go ride bikes
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
They taste like chicken.
Get off your high horse.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.