Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Wanna go swimming?
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
They taste like chicken.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Get off your high horse.
None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
