How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!