How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you