How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Why would I be mad?

girls who are mad

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.