What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.