What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.