What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold