How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.