How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.