How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.