What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out