What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize