Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.