Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.