What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy