How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

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Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.