Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.