Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.