Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.