Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.