What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...