What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.