What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.