What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.