What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.