Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing