Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.