Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!