Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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How does it smell?

Awful

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.