Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.