Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."