What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.