Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands