Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!