Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.