When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
Because people might think you have a stutter.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Because it got fired!
Are you surebert?
Hard cheese.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Dayuum. I'd hit that."
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
M'doula obligada.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Ill call you tomorow
Old bae.
