Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog