What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.