Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Carbon dating

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Sep-tinder!

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating