Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating