What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.