What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.