What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.