Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move