How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar