How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar