What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.