What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.