Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.