Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!