Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!