Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.