Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."