Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.