Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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European!

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.