What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."