What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!