What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Where does the Internet football team play?

Webley.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!