What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

the fam copter

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!