Shell Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.