How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie