How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.