What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic