What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.