Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Because 36 would be too many.
Virgin Mobile
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Salt Lick City
Brigham Young
One if nobody is watching.
A mormoff!
Mother's Day.
An oxymormon
The temperature of their caffeine
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The second m is silent.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Lord of the Rings
Invite two of them.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
Bring two Mormons.
To get to the other bride!
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Utahraptor
Jean-Claude Van Darn
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
Chowasaki. - Pat H.
A Cruci-fixie.
A: Your ghostliness.
Park somewhere else.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
They only had two vans
A straight jacket.
A rain of terror
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
The laundromat.
Salt Lick City.
His mom.
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
