What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.