What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.