How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )