What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."