What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!