Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now