Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course