Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!