Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.