Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card