Because they always steal the green cards....
Because of the Endor-fans.
So she can be pardoned.
A HISSStorian.
He usually flies twice as high.
Just Juan.
That's Nachos.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Ball lightning
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
They always steal the green cards.
Because they will steal all the green cards.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
They keep taking all the green cards
Because they will always steal the green cards.
