Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL