Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(