Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.