Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.