Uno Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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