How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.