How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.