What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...