How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"